Kruger Writes

You’re Going To Die, And Content Will Kill You

This is how.

Nov 12 • 

Alex Kruger

14

22

2

October 2025

A Homeless Man Has Been Stalking Me For Two Years

He comes at night and leaves me messages on my callbox

Oct 20 • 

Alex Kruger

24

21

1

September 2025

'My Pronouns Are Up/Yours'

And other fun things from the sea.

Sep 17 • 

Alex Kruger

30

21

2

August 2025

The Many Things That Are Wrong With Your Face

And what you should do about it

Aug 12 • 

Alex Kruger

20

26

3

January 2025

Welcome to CENA: a funeral conference story

True story: when I was 25 years old, I raised $2m in venture capital and became the CEO of a funeral startup. Here's a story about a cremation…

Jan 16 • 

Alex Kruger

24

20

1

August 2024

Bull City

Oh the places you'll have to go

Aug 1, 2024 • 

Alex Kruger

32

24

June 2024

Small

And other things I wish you were.

Jun 5, 2024 • 

Alex Kruger

46

12

2

April 2024

Asheville

Last month, I got yelled at in a bar.

Apr 18, 2024 • 

Alex Kruger

40

37

2

March 2024

Unwell

My sister just bought a dog.

Mar 11, 2024 • 

Alex Kruger

37

12

November 2023

Bounty Hunter

I've met someone else.

Nov 17, 2023 • 

Alex Kruger

225

82

25

October 2023

Witch

I fired my therapist

Oct 25, 2023 • 

Alex Kruger

85

30

7

June 2023

Getting Older

A teeny tiny post.

Jun 25, 2023 • 

Alex Kruger

49

6