Kruger Writes

'My Pronouns Are Up/Yours'

And other fun things from the sea.

15 hrs ago • 

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August 2025

The Many Things That Are Wrong With Your Face

And what you should do about it

Aug 12 • 

Alex Kruger

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January 2025

Welcome to CENA: a funeral conference story

True story: when I was 25 years old, I raised $2m in venture capital and became the CEO of a funeral startup. Here's a story about a cremation…

Jan 16 • 

Alex Kruger

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August 2024

Bull City

Oh the places you'll have to go

Aug 1, 2024 • 

Alex Kruger

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June 2024

Small

And other things I wish you were.

Jun 5, 2024 • 

Alex Kruger

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April 2024

Asheville

Last month, I got yelled at in a bar.

Apr 18, 2024 • 

Alex Kruger

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March 2024

Unwell

My sister just bought a dog.

Mar 11, 2024 • 

Alex Kruger

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January 2024

One Less Open Mic For Me

Notes about bombing on stage

Jan 14, 2024 • 

Alex Kruger

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November 2023

Bounty Hunter

I've met someone else.

Nov 17, 2023 • 

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October 2023

Witch

I fired my therapist

Oct 25, 2023 • 

Alex Kruger

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June 2023

Getting Older

A teeny tiny post.

Jun 25, 2023 • 

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May 2023

They're Watching Me

A first person account on what it's like living under surveillance

May 28, 2023 • 

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